Parker Lewis Can’t LOLZ

Caution: The following blog contains excessive ranting, Nick Cannonal situations, Lionel Richie references, and an overall hypocrisy not appropriate for small children. Reader Discretion is Advised.
I just heard they’re remaking “It” as an R-Rated movie, no Tim Curry, etc. I don’t want to be classified as someone who is quick to complain (I am – but I hate labels, dammit!), (editor’s note: People who label other people are douchebags) but unless Stephen King himself is involved (and has his bit part, as always), (editor’s note: A flick about Stephen King’s “bit part”? Now that would be a scary movie. Okay, last one I promise.) I’m gonna be pissed. I can understand the “not using” Tim Curry (and who knows if he’d want to reprise the role), just as I know there’s an “A Nightmare on Elm Street” in the works sans Robert Englund (who probably would’ve done it because I love him). (more…)


