Garbage Day, Version: 9. Leave it to Beaver or My Three Sons to find out the Small Wonder of What’s Happening in these Good Times …of Love
Everybody’s got a show these days – The Coreys, T.O., Kathy Griffin, the Octomom, as well as reality t.v. “stars” who are famous for acting like douchebags. I’m just waiting for a Kardashians spin-off that follows around Bruce Jenner’s face through the years… But you might be thinking, Winnie – aren’t you simply giving them publicity by talking about them? The answer to that is a big, resounding “No” – because who cares what I think, really – my blog is what people use to wipe with when their Spencer Pratt quote-of-the-day calendar runs out of A-holeisms. (Er, but thanks for reading, and ladies – always remember to wipe front to back.) But hey, I’m bored, and if you’re reading this, chances are, you are to, so I would like to present…
Reality Shows and/or Spinoffs I’d like to see (or feel I might anyway):
-Linda Hogan Knows Best…About How to be a Cougar
-Keeping Up With the Kevorkians (I saw that show – I thought it would put me gently to sleep, but turns out it kills in the ratings!)
-TVOne’s Search for the Next Great “Good Times” Repeat
-Welcome Back, Caruso (because why not leave a successful show and career after only one season in order to make 2 bad movies!)
-Being Bobby Brown…’s Legal Counsel (or How to Never Have Time to See Your Kids)
-Cross-Continents Road Trip w/ Governor Mark Sanford
-Joan Rivers Presents: Face Off
-No Jon, But Kate Minus 8… Inches of her Circa 1993 Haircut on the Left Side
-The Great American Smoke Out w/ Snoop Dogg (Bring snacks and be ready to camp out on the couch – it’s unbeweedable!)
-Who Wants to See Marv Albert’s Panties? (Don’t laugh – it got an endorsement from Rodman!)
-Manny Ramirez: It’s Complicated… and I Think I Might Be Pregnant
%@*!#*#&@(@)@# *&#%M^%$ w/ Samuel L. Jackson
-Who Wants to Mention Lionel Richie in their Blog?
Thanks for reading!
How about…
- Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) vs. Fergie (Duchess of York)
- Tony Danza’s Song & Dance Showdown
- Adam Carolla Explores His Colon
- A Month In Watts with Michael Richards
- Anger Management with Chris Brown
Thanks, Greg! The Michael Richards one was my favorite – it narrowly beat out the Chris Brown one – heck , all of them made me laugh out loud (like any reference to Tony Danza!)…
%@*!#*#&@(@)@# *&#%M^%$ w/ Samuel L. Jackson is my favorite.
I think a good one would be following the recent trend of reality shows involving the famous person’s family, but the famous person is not really a part of it. So, the one I’d like to see is:
Leave Michael Jackson Alone!: the Jackson’s Live. You can pronounce “Live” however you want. This show would have Michael as the star and, for obvious reasons, he’d never make an appearance (accept in season finale as a dancing zombie). The hook to this show would be the fact that the family is paid to have a camera crew follow them around as they make pleas to the media to let Michael’s soul rest. This would give Jermaine the vehicle to finally step out of the shadow of his overrated, less talanted younger brother.
-C.
Okay, that was hilarious, too, Carlisle! But watch out – you know I contact VH1 regularly – don’t put any ideas in my head, because next thing you know, they might make that. I already stupidly made a joke about waiting for “Weasel of Love w/ Pauly Shore”… and now it’s in development…
But yeah, those shows are hilarious – “Living Lohan”? (But seriously – leave Lindsay alone, dammit!)