Putting the Shia LaDebate to Rest.
For those not in the know, my latest comic had a hot debate on the merits of Shia, and how LaBuff that name is. We had two individuals debating opposite sides of the discussion, leaving us at a stand still. Is Shia so unmanly of a name, that he should be ridiculed and reduced to “B” level actor? This is a hard one to decide. With our President ducking shoes (F#&%ing Hilarious by the way), and our President Elect dealing with his greedy _ssed Governor’s problems, the only people left to tackle this polarizing issue are…
Us the STC community. First of all, our boy’s got many strikes against him. The main issue? His name is Shia. It’s not Asley, or Shannon, yet still leaves a horrible taste in a man’s mouth (that’s not what I meant…grow up people). I agree that his name shoulda been something manlier like Tyreeq, Darnel, or even Biff.
His other strike? The last Indy movie. I don’t think it was a steaming pile, but Lucas has obviously killed the golden goose (and peed on it). Others want to add his role in Transformers as another negative, but I’ve ruled and will not allow it. At the risk of one of you throwing a shoe at me, I liked the movie. Yeah, I said it. I understand where the people who hated that movie are coming from, but it’s not Shia’s fault. The fact that he was in 87% of the movie, not his fault either. I blame Michael Bay (and George Lucas somehow).
The positives? That leaves me to the clip featured below. Shia’s greatest performance to date. So you want to use my comment section to discuss underaged male movie stars with questionable names? This is what you get 
If you got 4 minutes and you haven’t seen this, then you don’t like to laugh (which explains why you read my comic).
-C.
*walks into comments section with bag over head* I sure don’t know anyone who would bring up anyone with that name… *shifts eyes*
I saw the “SNL” that he was on. I wasn’t that impressed by much on it (but that’s how I feel about most “SNL” post early 90s anyway – speaking of which, it’s almost Boxing Day, so I’ve got to watch “Dick in a Box”), but I did enjoy that skit somewhat.
In other words, tune in next week when the debate is: Billy Zabka (”The Karate Kid” Movies, “Just One of the Guys”, etc…) vs. Steve Antin (”The Goonies”, “The Last American Virgin”, etc…) – Biggest 80s fictional bully/dick.
I can’t wait for the Billy Zabka debate! (I’ve waited so long!) MacGruber was pretty awesome, especially when ,er, shia, puked at the end kissing that girl!!
Yeah, that whole thing had me cracking up. If someone sees that and is offended, they clearly hate my comic too.
And biggest 80’s bully/douche? Billy Zabka. It’s only a debate when you can argue the other side.
-C.